Colin Mochrie:
Hey! Make fun of the bald guy! I'll be your lightning rod of hate!
Greg: [wearing a rabbit mask, muffled]
I'm not into protection.[no audience response]
Drew:
Say that again? I don't think anybody could hear you.
Greg: [takes mask off]
Oh, could nobody hear me?
Drew:
No.
Greg:
Maybe it's because of this [bleep]ing mask I'm wearing.
Drew:
Latin American sports announcers on their day off.
Ryan:
I'll have a cheeseburger, some fries and a COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
[buzzer]
Ryan: [returns to stage]
You forgot my COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
[buzzer]
Ryan: [returning]
Where the hell is my COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE?
Ryan:
What comes to mind when I say Ricky Ricardo and great cigars?
Colin:
Oh, Tapioca!
Ryan: [paused for a moment]
Really? Why's that?
Colin:
Wasn't that his big song? 'TAPIOOOOCA! TAPIOOOOCA!'
Ryan: [cracks up]
No, Colin, I'm talking about Cu--[starts cracking up again]
Ryan:
We don't know what you're watching, so we're not going to tell you when we're going to return you to it.
Colin:
Oh! We would... We're watching animal porn![cracks up, covering his face]
Ryan:
What?
[buzzer sounds]
Colin:
Mary Had a Little Lamb will be right back in just a second. But ja-
[buzzer sounds again]
Ryan: [cracks up as does the audience]
Colin:
I'm sorry, I apologize.
Ryan: [After he finishes laughing, to Drew]
Wher-ah-so happy. We're watching animal porn!
