Hey! Make fun of the bald guy! I'll be your lightning rod of hate!
Greg: [wearing a rabbit mask, muffled]
I'm not into protection.[no audience response]
Say that again? I don't think anybody could hear you.
Greg: [takes mask off]
Oh, could nobody hear me?
Maybe it's because of this [bleep]ing mask I'm wearing.
Latin American sports announcers on their day off.
I'll have a cheeseburger, some fries and a COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
Ryan: [returns to stage]
You forgot my COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
Where the hell is my COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE?
What comes to mind when I say Ricky Ricardo and great cigars?
Ryan: [paused for a moment]
Really? Why's that?
Wasn't that his big song? 'TAPIOOOOCA! TAPIOOOOCA!'
Ryan: [cracks up]
No, Colin, I'm talking about Cu--[starts cracking up again]
We don't know what you're watching, so we're not going to tell you when we're going to return you to it.
Oh! We would... We're watching animal porn![cracks up, covering his face]
Mary Had a Little Lamb will be right back in just a second. But ja-
[buzzer sounds again]
Ryan: [cracks up as does the audience]
I'm sorry, I apologize.
Ryan: [After he finishes laughing, to Drew]
Wher-ah-so happy. We're watching animal porn!